usually my most psychotic dreams occur when I am sick or severely sleep deprived. two days ago i was neither, but yet i had the dream that is one of my oddest thus far. most dreams i tend to forget unless i make the point to lodge them in my cranium for further analysis. this one just stuck though without the slightest amount of effort from moi. and so i will tell my tale. do your best to follow along.
bob dylan is my father. he is like 40 maybe. well we spend our time in this clubhouse type thing that you would see on a pbs show as a teenage hangout. there are always a massive amount of people chilling in there btw. well my mother, who is a lady that is exotic, yet homely.(if you can imagine that) she goes to africa or singapore or something to help needy kids.
my dad bob dylan is cheating on my mom with some bitch. i love my dad bob dylan, but he infuriates me because i'm like come on. mom is helping needy children and you can't keep it in your pants? (a side note: my dad bob dylan is just like i imagine bob dylan to truly be. very quiet. doesn't speak too much. spends time in his room alone. kind of like my dad i guess.) i confront my dad bob dylan but the bitch is with him and i can tell he doesn't really like her but she won't shut up. i get mad that he won't stand up for himself and is siding with her so i decide to leave and somewhere in this process mom comes back.
then i'm in this hotel suite thing making drinks for people i met at the NEED trip and random other people who i've never seen before. and i conversate for a while and then decide i must stop lallygagging and head home because i've got to work out the situation with my cheating dad bob dylan.(i never get mad at him btw because he seems so fragile and so childish like he doesn't know he's done something wrong.)
so then i'm at my real life house and i know that the bitch dad's been cheating with is over at the trailer. so i head over there to cuss her out. my oblivious mother is along too. so, i go in there and start cussing the bitch out and getting very fired up. i finally decide to just go talk to my dad bob dylan because i know that i can turn him around if the bitch isn't around. so i leave mom and the bitch and the random other people who are always around in the trailer.(mom has no personality. she is just there. bitch and her don't even fight. lol)
somehow i end up at an enormous mall that our clubhouse is attached to evidently. i'm walking with this lady and her two kids inside the mall because for some reason i'm in no hurry and i need to go to cvs for some hairspray or shit. well we pass the cvs. i go in and this little middle eastern guy is there all friendly and whatnot. so i buy what i need and go out. i tell the lady and her kids goodbye and head off to talk to my dad bob dylan. somehow i get lost and i meet up again with this lady and her kids. on the escalators, the little girl hurts her achilles tendon and it is bleeding so me and the little boy go back to the cvs. we get some medical aid shit and talk to the middle eastern guy again. as i'm looking at something, these two gangsta type black guys are checking me out. one of them is like hey you wanna come hang with us. and somehow i know he wants more than to hang out. but i'm all up for that because they are both hot as shit. i ask them if they will take me to the clubhouse thing. so i make the little boy go back to his family.
i proceed to get in a car with these two gangstas. we talk about weird shit and sexual shit of course and drive through the hood and keep driving forever even though they are only taking me back to the front of the mall where i asked to go. by this time, i know i need to get back to my dad bob dylan before bitch does. i actually really wanted to "hang" with this one guy. i give him my number and tell him to meet up with me later. i get out of the car near this fountain thing and i'm like damn, how did i get lost? all these people see me. and i'm like yes. my dad bob dylan has made me mad so maybe this will get him back. and then i'm like- he's been cheating, so he can't be mad at anything i do. and i'm all excited cause i'll get to hang with these dudes again.
and then i wake up.
i seriously think i was in a parallel dimension. i want to go back.
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